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A Favorite Emoji Combo (😬🔫) Will Soon Be Obsolete
by Christopher Frizzelle This is the new gun emoji.Courtesy of AppleThe revolver emoji is out. Now in its place? A squirt gun:Apple's latest software update for the iPhone and iPad features one of its...
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Mayor Charlie Hales Has Pulled the Plug on His Radical, "Rational" Safe Sleep...
by Dirk VanderHart Adam WickhamYOU WOULDN’T have known it from the increasing panic over homelessness, but there was actual excitement over Mayor Charlie Hales’“safe sleep policy.”In a nation where...
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Hillary Is Smashing Poor Little Rich Trump in Fundraising
by Matt Baume "But wait, there's more!"Evan El-Amin / Shutterstock.comIt's been a very good July for Hillary Clinton. Oh sure, she had to endure a lot of chatter about email servers. But she also beat...
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by Anonymous To the bitch who came into my salon: you were one of the worst clients I have ever encountered. You were nodding off in my chair because of all the opiate pills you consumed before coming...
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Which Is Better: Jill Stein's '90s Folk Band or Her Chance of Being Elected...
by Rich Smith Jill Stein: Somebody's Sister, lead vox. RIYL a Trump presidency.Courtesy Jill Stein for PresidentAs the internet has recently discovered, Jill Stein is more than just a politician. She...
View ArticleSuicide Squad Shoots—and Misses
On the upside, this film is not Batman v Superman. by Erik Henriksen WE HAVE ENDURED MUCH, my moviegoing friends—we have met our challenges, we have stood strong, we have survived. Of all the assaults...
View ArticleOur Little Sister Is About Nothing
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Things To Do Film
This Week: The Princess Bride, Kevin Spacey as a cat, and a super-rare 35mm print of Eight Diagram Pole Fighter. by Mercury Staff Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie The film achieves the same...
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Noteworthy shows for the week of August 3-9. by Mercury Music Staff {{ image:2 }} WEDNESDAY 8/3BLOWOUT, WALTER ETC., ALI MUHAREB, RILED (Black Water Bar, 835 NE Broadway) Portland’s best pop-punk band...
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View ArticlePickathon is Portland’s Little Big Festival in the Woods
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View ArticleOfficials Have Ogled More than 120 Properties as Possible Homeless Shelters
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View ArticleIt’s Time to Cheer Up About Hillary Clinton
Get with the program, Gloomy Gus! She’s the only thing standing between us and Donald Trump. by Megan Burbank YOU LOVED Bernie Sanders. You loved his policies. You loved his personality. You loved...
View ArticleHall Monitor—The New (Old) Era of Charlie Hales
The mayor’s pulling back his most radical, “rational” policy on homelessness. by Dirk VanderHart YOU WOULDN’T have known it from the increasing panic over homelessness, but there was actual excitement...
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Play “Fuck the Developer!” I CAME UP with a new game. Anyone that lives in a house that receives mail can play! It’s called “Fuck with the Developer!” When you receive one of those letters from...
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