NevaEndinGobSucka
by Anonymous You periodically reengage, but after I overeagerly respond (always a fool for you) you inevitably stop responding. Until the next time, and I always hang on your every word. Like I said,...
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Things to Do Tonight!
by Mercury Staff Journey to Space Remember in Gravity when George Clooney was sent spiraling to a certain, lonely death in the vastness of space? And then in The Martian when Matt Damon was saved from...
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Things to Do This Week
Things to do for January 9-12 by Mercury Staff After a star-studded weekend, Portland's got a Stellar gift waiting for you at the end of this week courtesy the hilarious and luminous Bri Pruett, and...
View ArticleVeterans Administration
by Anonymous I read a story in the local news about a Veteran Affairs clinical social worker charged with telling superiors one of her patients was going to kill her. Imagine, she put this person's...
View ArticleUtter Disbelief
by Anonymous Amazing how some atheists can be as aggressive and righteous as religious zealots. So, someone shoved religion down your throat, and now you get to shove atheism down mine? There IS a...
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Blazers Recap: Blazers Lose a Thriller to Detroit in Double OT, 125-124
by Arthur Bradford "Well, it was a heck of game," said coach Stotts at the post game press conference, shaking his head. He was right about that. The lead changed 14 times over the course of the...
View ArticleFrail & Overprotective Portland School District
by Anonymous Dear Portland Schools,Do you really need to close school down every time its mildly cold outside. This is called winter and schools across the nation are open today everywhere else and...
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Silence: Martin Scorsese's Meditation on the Nature of Faith
by Ned Lannamann God bless Martin Scorsese... although Christians probably still have a bone to pick with him. Nearly three decades after his ambitious, misunderstood The Last Temptation of Christ,...
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La La Land Sweeps, Donald Glover's Atlanta Is Triumphant at the 2017 Golden...
by Jennifer Campbell La La Land, a musical about two crazy kids struggling to make it in Hollywood, won a record-breaking seven awards at last night's Golden Globes—including best musical or comedy...
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Can Portlandia Be Funny In the Age of Trump?
by Charles Mudede What's so funny about loving bikes and trying to save the planet?IFCSeason 7 of Portlandia premiered Thursday on IFC. The comedy show, which stars Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein,...
View ArticleDear Most Ridiculous Public School District,
by Anonymous I have 2 school age kids and I work from home —meaning I make real money from doing a specific group of tasks I do remotely with occasional client meetings. I don't live in my parents'...
View ArticleChuck Schumer's Copy Editing Skills Just Burned Mitch McConnell
by Ned Lannamann Mitch McConnell is one eager beaver. With a Republican majority installed in Congress and an unstable—but Republican!—demagogue about to take over the Oval Office, McConnell is...
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Today, in Things Donald Trump Is Wrong About
by Megan Burbank istock / mattjeacockHere are just a few things the incoming Bait-Taker in Chief has been incorrect about, failed to fact-check, or just straight-up lied about in recent days:• The...
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Savage Love Letter of the Day: Snooper Boyfriend Keeps Snooping Through...
by Dan Savage Kind of in a pickle. Straight white male, in a cis relationship, and I am thinking that maybe my GF is cheating on me, but I have no caught-in-the-act solid proof. We've been together...
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Timbers Loan Lucas Melano Back To Argentina
by Abe Asher Craig Mitchelldyer/Portland TimbersThe Lucas Melano Era in Portland is over. The Timbers announced today that they have loaned the 23-year-old winger back to his hometown club of Belgrano...
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It Is Happening Again: New Twin Peaks Premiere Date Announced
by Sean Nelson Welcome back, welcome back, welcome ba-a-a-ack. May 21 on Showtime.This news just arrived on Twitter: TWIN PEAKS RETURNS ON MAY 21 WITH 2-HOUR PREMIERE! #TwinPeaks#TCA17— Twin Peaks 🦉...
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Yes, It's True: Iconic Portland Dive Bar Club 21 Is Closing
by Ned Lannamann FacebookWhen we last checked in with the folks at Club 21, there was hope that the building—long under threat of demolition, due to the property owners' plans to building on the site...
View ArticleAvoid The Downtown Crown
by Anonymous The day began like any other day at that downtown hotel restaurant: coffee cups cleaned and aprons tightened; silverware settings straightened and tensions heightened. The pace had been...
View ArticleBabbling Buffoons
by Anonymous What is it with the 60 year old men in this city?You all look alike. You all have gray facial hair and a pot belly. You all wear hats. You all smell like an ashtray Worst of all, you all...
View ArticleMeek Computer Geek Reeks
by Anonymous If you all haven't heard about the old Right-wing white guy in Lake Oswego (Kevin Kerwin), you should check him out. He's name-calling Liberals (typical right-wing behavior) and...
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